United thread 2018/19

[Vienna_70]

Why would anyone not want to go to utd ? They are a mid table team that play in an old stadium which leaks. They have a manager that is world class with a great record in world football by taking Cardiff down. They play old style football called hoofball. Their fans are plastic and are very good at doing the practiced fire drill at the end of any match they are losing. They pay £500,000 a week for below average players ......who like playing on Thursdays and sundays if lucky....

And pianos!

 

[Irlamblue]

Because they've earned their trophies?? apparently ........................ wot does that mean


think we need to start taking money off sky and other sponsors... oh . and maybe sells shirts and charge people to get in the stadium.. that`ll show em

 

[horlock_was_super]

And pianos!

And they’re overrun with mice. I told my cat about this because she loves catching mice. She just shrugged, she is a Blue after all.

 

[Blue Mist]

Right this is getting out of hand, those bastards on the 'I hate Liverpool' thread have recruited some Everton lads to boost the post count. Fair do's one Everton lad did a brilliant tirade against the Grief Monkeys but how can we hope to out post them when they recruit from outside ?


Anyway, I still know who the enemy is.

 

[old blue]

Sorry but said horse has already been used in beefburgers.

Think I know which pair ate the said pieces of meat.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Saw a bloke in town on Friday wearing the pink United shirt with JLingz on the back.... I couldn’t stop laughing at him - looked an utter cockwomble.

I was doing it for a wager.

 

[Shaggy]

 

[Shaggy]

 

[malg]

 

[Zubrman]

A Tevez-sized gap!