Do You Use Moist Wipes?

It's only a week since our last game & look at the state of the threads on 'Off topic'....where will it all end?


Yes I do.
 
Whatever takes your fancy.


Freak.
I`ve been called worse than that BB.
I honestly remember a mate of mine telling me many years ago when he was having sex with his missus,after a heavy session on the ale,that he couldn`t be arsed going for a piss so he had one whilst penetrating.
Now that is freakish and I did call him a dirty bastard.
Strangely enough him and his missus have been married for more than 40 years.
Make of that what you will.
 
I clean my ears and behind my ears with them
 
If a certain Sir Alex had a pack of moist wipes in his car glove compartment, he wouldn’t have been charged with speeding, and forced to empty Mr Loophole.

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Sir Alex Ferguson, the manager of Manchester United, was yesterday found not guilty of illegally driving on a motorway hard shoulder after magistrates heard he had been suffering from severe diarrhoea and was trying to get to a toilet.
 

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