Djibrilshairdo
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Apparently if you accept an offer of ice cream, you’ll not be getting a cornetto.
Cut a long story shot I have somehow pulled my hamstring and have made it worse today walking on site.
Was thinking of having a massage on my leg this afternoon - have tried a couple of sports massage numbers in town but both booked up tonight.
If I go to one of these Thai Massage places in town are they going to think me saying "I have a sore leg will you massage it" is a Euphemism?
Advise please
You’re usually naked as they don’t like getting massage oil on towels. Hands on skin is the very best way to massage you.
The concept is that the body is not fully relaxed if you have a stonking hard on. The hand job at the end is optional. I went for a series of body massages after falling on my back and was offered hand relief each time!
It just really does not sit right for me. You have an injury that requires medical intervention and then you get jacked off ? You don't go to a doctor or dentist and get finished off like that .. "You need a root canal Bob would you like your All Inclusive wank before I start or afterwards ? "
In answer to WW's problem and this is a serious answer, what you should do is ring up Salford Uni and book into the sport rehab clinic for a diagnosis and treatment. I think the cost per appointment is about £20
The consultant you see will be a second year student (could be male or female) under the supervision of a lecturer
If you go to one of those Thai massage places (even if legit) they won't diagnose you properly before giving you a rubdown and they could make the injury worse