What's the most drunk you've ever been?

At maine road in a box on a corporate, cant remember who against, remember we were ahead at half time, cant remember second half at all, vaguely remember a pub somewhere in rusholme, and definitely remember long legs, and ending up with more money than when I went in, largely because mein host kept shoving fivers in my pocket for another dance (for me, not from me to him....I think), also remember leaving a chinese restaurant in the early hours, with my benefactor face down in a stainless steel rice bowl being attended to by disgusted (but, I tell myself, secretly impressed) staff.
 
Drank a pint of G&T once for a bet. Then had 3 pints and a couple of sambuca. I was so pissed I couldn't get my key in the front door so I fell asleep on the front door step. My mum found me in the morning when she let the dog out. Worst thing though was I pissed myself and a trail of piss was going down the front path
 
I woke up in a hotel room in Ibiza next to a bloke who drank in a pub in Worsley.

Also, walked to the pub on Christmas eve, according to my dad, grunted to him as we passed on the drive and arrived back on boxing day, I honestly thought it was Christmas day so didn't have a fucking clue what happened to 24 hrs of my life. Again, according to my dad.
 
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Hell I take me two puny stories back, I have never been as pissed as some of you lot.
 
Woke up once on the back row of a bus in Hyde road bus depot in total darkness. Been all the way from Manchester to Rochdale and back twice

Tbf... i was pissed but more knackered than pissed
 
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