United thread 2019/20

[It could have been 10]

Daft thing is that Jessie lingard is nearer to achieving that feat ...with probably the same lack of talent as powell.was so pleased when that goal was ruled out for England other night ..would never hv heard the last of it.I can't stand the player.didn't even know he was on the pitch till he 'scored' I cannot wait til Foden knocks this clown out of the full England side .

I wished he'd done that daft dance he normally does after scoring then watching the goal disallowed. What a twat he would have looked.

 

[JASR]

I wished he'd done that daft dance he normally does after scoring then watching the goal disallowed. What a twat he would have looked.

Hmmm. You may have found another positive for VAR, the stopping of crap goal scoring ‘moves’, as they’d look even more of a tit. I’m so glad that it seems some edict has been issued by City to not do childish celebrations over the past few seasons.

 

[Ric]

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[BlueMoonRisin’]

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WTF, sheer madness. I hope he can play the piano as well as Sanchez for that much per week!

 

[cjn]

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Straight out of Wayne Rooney's playbook. Tremendous stuff.

 

[manimanc]

Sky sports news are reporting that utd would listen to offers for pogba, and that after telling us all day that pogba isn't for sale!

Hokey cokey comedy gold at the theatre of debt, love it.

 

[BlueKolarovWorker]

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To think, you could probably have got 3 (possibly 4) Bernardo Silvas for that!! I'm just glad they didn't get the one!

 

[Proy]

That is embarrassing. If a 14 year old posted that, you'd cringe. But that gobshite is 26 years old. Yes, that's right. Halfway between 25 and 27. Grow up, FFS.

Good math. Impressive.

 

[Proy]

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And we are the ones driving up the cost inside the game.

 

[Vienna_70]

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That’ll go down well in the dressing room.

I can’t imagine how the alpaca is feeling over his latest contract offer.

An absolutely crazy way to run a football club, even one with seemingly as much money as the swampites have.