Funny names you’ve come across

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Many years ago I worked with an elderly lady called Fanny Payne

Many years ago I had a dentist called Frank Payne. He took about 10 teeth out when I was a nipper. I'm not joking either.

 

[uncle fester]

Used to be on some forum years ago - cant remember what - but one of the members on there had the user name of Sir Wanksalot

real third form humour but makes me laugh even to this day

 

[LWashington]

Jenny Taylor

 

[WestGorton]

Russian KGB agent. I Kickabollokov.

 

[chesterbells]

I wish I could remember all the names of the callers but I’m sure James H Reeve with his Nocturnal Emissions show used to have some contributors and callers with truly outstanding names. Mary Hinge was one but I’m sure there were lots of others...

 

[hammocity]

Footballers, Stefan Kuntz and Berndt Haas, commentators hardly used “Kuntz” without his first name. Watching the 1970 World Cup with the atmospheric satellite commentary David Coleman kept saying “ Will he shoot” when England played West Germany, as an eleven year old I thought, no chance, he’s on the half way line. It was only a few years later I realised he was Willie Schulz.

 

[oakiecokie]

A bloke I used to work with told us a funny story that happened many years ago to an old aunt of his.
She had an appointment at the local hospital way back in the 1950`s and in those days one of the nurses would come into the waiting room and shout your name.
It was always the surname first followed by the christian name.
A burly nurse shouted her name ... followed by plenty of sniggering and people trying not to laugh.
"Hitchen.Fanny" was the call.
Incidentally this is actually a true story and was verified by other family members later on.

 

[Vvnhol]

NASCAR driver was called Dick Trickle also had to shout in the waiting room for a child called Justin Small - poor kid

 

[MadchesterCity]

Richard Head

 

[BlindEyeSeesAll]

Had a teacher back in primary school named Mrs wardrobe.