Favourite inane statements from managers and players

[Vienna_70]

What Was it the Sir Ticket Tout informed the MEN the other year pre-season about guaranteeing fans the rags would win the league?
Edit
Here it is.... Guaranteed the rags would finish higher than City and be number one in Manchester after City won the PL in 2014....
Is there a money back offer on the guarantee?
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/27337659%

And since Sir Toutalot made that claim, the rags are yet to finish above us!

 

[Jordie]

Not from a manager, but a bloke in front of me at the match when we were getting beat (it was therefore a while ago obviously)

"Do something City!"

Fuck me! You must sit a couple of rows behind me mate, there is a bloke and his missus who sit directly behind me and come out with that shit every time we are behind in a game. Block 324?

 

[The perfect fumble]

What Was it the Sir Ticket Tout informed the MEN the other year pre-season about guaranteeing fans the rags would win the league?
Edit
Here it is.... Guaranteed the rags would finish higher than City and be number one in Manchester after City won the PL in 2014....
Is there a money back offer on the guarantee?
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/27337659%

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27337659

You need to take the percentage thingy off the end of the link.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Bobby Robson ‘ I think the Germans will be up for this one’

Commentator ‘the Germans aren’t playing Bobby’

Bobby Robson ‘but the Germans are always up for it though’.

 

[mcfcphil]

Using a plural to describe a single player does my head in.

eg: "The Agueros and Silvas of this world"

 

[Magicpole]

Charlie Nicholas and his intro to every sentence.

I was just sitting there thinking....

 

[the talisman]

“I heard our goal was offside, I'm pretty sure the ref knew that”

Klopp blaming a Liverpool offside goal for Liverpool dropping points.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Using a plural to describe a single player does my head in.

eg: "The Agueros and Silvas of this world"

Yeah....but there are 2 Silva's ;)

 

[ArdwickAlbert]

Fuck me! You must sit a couple of rows behind me mate, there is a bloke and his missus who sit directly behind me and come out with that shit every time we are behind in a game. Block 324?

Nope 107, although I suppose he could have gone up in the world. Think there are cabbages everywhere to be honest.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

“I heard our goal was offside, I'm pretty sure the ref knew that”

Klopp blaming a Liverpool offside goal for Liverpool dropping points.

What exactly was it Klopp said along the lines of United's having a lot of injuries hampered Liverpool's game?