United thread 2019/20

[blue b4 the moon]

actual photo of j-lingz braincells

So many?

 

[NeilYoungIsBack]

I thought I had read that the Utd squad were getting their monthly pay reduced by 25% because they didn't qualify for CL?

So, wouldn't they be well within the wage cap next season anyway?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

In actual fact, an extract from some brain box who posted on a forum when I was looking up wtf quantum tunnelling is. I'm still generally none the wiser, but I reckon I still know infinitely more than J-Lingz.

Ahhhhhh but do you have your own clothing label? ;-)

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Ahhhhhh but do you have your own clothing label? ;-)

Does putting labels with my name on my clothes, so I know which are mine count?

 

[Sir Joe Aguero]

I thought I had read that the Utd squad were getting their monthly pay reduced by 25% because they didn't qualify for CL? So, wouldn't they be well within the wage cap next season anyway?

Does that mean Sanchez will only be on £375k a week? Poor sod.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Does putting labels with my name on my clothes, so I know which are mine count?

They probably look better than the sh#te he must sell so yeh ;-)

 

[old blue]

In actual fact, an extract from some brain box who posted on a forum when I was looking up wtf quantum tunnelling is. I'm still generally none the wiser, but I reckon I still know infinitely more than J-Lingz.

Tinger-Lingz was always the slowest of the Tele-Tubbies.

 

[Blue Mist]

Why We Need Manchester Yoonitid.

There is something called ying and yang, for every good there is a bad. as an example, how could we appreciate just how good Pep's football is if we didn't have the shit yoonitid serve up to compare it against ?

But the main reason is - who the hell would we laugh at if we didn't have them ?

 

[aguero93:20]

I thought I had read that the Utd squad were getting their monthly pay reduced by 25% because they didn't qualify for CL?

So, wouldn't they be well within the wage cap next season anyway?

You read it, but it ain't true :) their wages went up last time they played in the EL, no reason they'd go down this time.

 

[razman]

The fact that this is not a Photoshop makes it even funnier