Things mother made you do

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Sweets galore at the famous Margaret’s on Claremont Rd, she’d let you double dip your paper bag, and as long as you were 7+, a single benson for 5p (if that’s your thing)

 

[lazerblue]

I was actually looking on amazon last week for some of those lolly moulds. They have em.

theres one in our freezer as we speak

 

[Barcon]

theres one in our freezer as we speak

How much do you want for it?

 

[bavarian blue]

Stand still while she spat on a hankie and cleaned your ears, in public of course.

 

[lazerblue]

How much do you want for it?

It's priceless ha

 

[denislawsbackheel]

So you’ve claimed benefits since 2001? Just tick the box for Corbyn’s Labour and you’re complete.

Deary me, you are clearly not the brightest are you?

Try again.

 

[Pezzer2]

Go launderette with her. Help carry the bin bag of clothes a full mile and then sit in there for a whole Sunday morning

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

My mother told me that if I farted and sneezed at the same time I'd do a backflip. Is this true?

 

[Mhh1960]

So much on here I can relate to but don't know if anyone used to sell old clothes to what we called the rag & bone man. I think I once got as much as sixpence for my mum. Used to bring the coal in of a morning to get the fire going & chuch was a thing I had to do with my mum for around 16yrs.

 

[Barcon]

So much on here I can relate to but don't know if anyone used to sell old clothes to what we called the rag & bone man. I think I once got as much as sixpence for my mum. Used to bring the coal in of a morning to get the fire going & chuch was a thing I had to do with my mum for around 16yrs.

Didn't sell it but used to get a balloon for giving him something.