United thread 2019/20

[Fred_Quimby]

Ole wasn't even a flush in the first place...

I think he was flushed twice, it’s a long way to Old Toilet.

 

[old blue]

It's probably been posted before but the Rags ain't half turning into the Red Dippers -

Paul Pogba: Man Utd midfielder has agenda against him - Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

They are now claiming to be the victims, wtf.....

Waiting for Frank to post telling us that agendas are all imaginary.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Could they challenge Newcastle for Brucie?

Amuses me that any prem team (and a lot of non prem teams) would lose their shit if they were linked with the elephant Man, but the elephant Man is a better manager than solksjaer

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I wonder if these rules still apply?

Where's the line about, "if we overpay for shit players, on ridiculous contact's"

We become fucking shit,
We become fucking shit,
We become fucking shit.

:)

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Your a funny guy.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Wonder what odds I could get for United finishing outside the top half of the table

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm hoping for a" KDB has done it!!" moment or maybe a "Foden has done it!!"

But probably the best option would be;
" Jesus has done it!!"
Jesus saves. .maybe. .but he couldnt save utd..

.I actually wonder which crappy ageing unit will fall apart first .the ground or the team?

There’s no ex-rags on our payroll now, nor are there likely to be, that can do what a certain Lawman did 46 years ago.

 

[BlueTG]

Imagine assessing your career options, and deciding that playing under Solskjaer is your best option. Bleak.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I hate these fuckers, would there be a "big 6" if these hadn't finished 6th?

Hopefully we'll have a big 9 or 10 this time next year.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

There’s no ex-rags on our payroll now, nor are there likely to be, that can do what a certain Lawman did 46 years ago.

That's not really my point tho...you me any City fan would be estatic I think if any one of our current players was responsible for scoring the goal which put utd down to the lower division. Legendary status on par with augero 2012 would be guaranteed. ..and he s no ex rag either!..and luckily didn't retire from 1st class football straight after ;)