United thread 2019/20

[Stoned Rose]

Countdown to their pre-season on sky at the moment.

They’ve been interviewing Australian rags for whom “United is a way of life” all morning.

By way of life, do they mean they stay up a bit late once a week to watch them on telly?

Fair dinkum.

 

[marco]

ermmmmm 180 million? well i value my home at the same but the thing is 'will i get it'

 

[Stoned Rose]

£180m?

I wouldn’t give them 180ml of my piss for him.

 

[cheekybids]

Did anyone mention 10k empty seats ?

 

[malg]

I think United are shit scared of Pogba leaving - they absolutely need him as the 'face' of the club for marketing reasons, they have nobody else in that superstar, celebrity, social media influencer role. Make all the jokes you want about Phil/face/mug of noodles, but we're talking tens, if not hundreds of millions of £. They need him no matter what, and given his contract etc they can make sure he stays. There's every chance this could be a nuclear meltdown in the making.

I said this about Rooney. He was their last global name and that's why they paid a king's ransom to keep him. Pogba is in the same boat, their last global name. If he goes they'll need someone to be the face for their noodle/sock/condom partner.

 

[KentBlue]

Wow! So the rags are now unbeaten since the day after the season ended...good going!

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Great unbeaten start for the rags. A wonderful 2 - 0 win over Perth. Remind me who Perth are.

 

[asahartford1]

Great unbeaten start for the rags. A wonderful 2 - 0 win over Perth. Remind me who Perth are.

There are no easy games in Australia.

 

[Blueknows]

Robson and Irwin reckon the rags can catch us this season
https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...all-news/man-utd-city-premier-league-16579379

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

Great unbeaten start for the rags. A wonderful 2 - 0 win over Perth. Remind me who Perth are.

A team whose manager was considering playing his 15 year old son ?