United thread 2019/20

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Very quiet on this drugs overdose,if we had drugs in our camp we would never hear the last off it,city are doping or something similar

It's the Rags's.

Press are still sh*t scared of Bacon Face.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

A member of the rags touring party was allegedly found after taking an overdose.

Perfectly understandable seeing as the squad of players in the party are shite.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Rags coach Mark Dempsey admitted to hospital with exhaustion.fuck me he's got to be less fit than shaw and lukaku. These fuckers will do well to last till Christmas.unless of course it is something else all together

 

[Ban-jani]

Playing cricket today and one of their lads had his mum shouting the score to him on the pitch and he actually first pumped in celebration when they went 2-0 up.

Have they totally lost the plot of what is successful?

I don’t know what’s going on with them but I know it’s fucking brilliant whatever it is.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Rags coach Mark Dempsey admitted to hospital with exhaustion.fuck me he's got to be less fit than shaw and lukaku. These fuckers will do well to last till Christmas.unless of course it is something else all together

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...tball-news/man-utd-wiki-mark-dempsey-15606595

 

[asahartford1]

He will go home recuperate, then be quietly sacked.

 

[cheekybids]

He will go home recuperate, then be quietly sacked.

Absolutely - they have a medical team, doctors & physios but it took a visit to emergency to find he’s tired.

He’s putting cones out in an Aussie winter where temps range from a low of 8oc to a high of 20oc with a cool breeze. He wasn’t running across the Sahara ffs.

If travelling by private jet caused this, is the best fix to send him home on a private jet.

I just can’t get over the levels of bullshit when reporting on these.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Absolutely - they have a medical team, doctors & physios but it took a visit to emergency to find he’s tired.

He’s putting cones out in an Aussie winter where temps range from a low of 8oc to a high of 20oc with a cool breeze. He wasn’t running across the Sahara ffs.

If travelling by private jet caused this, is the best fix to send him home on a private jet.

I just can’t get over the levels of bullshit when reporting on these.

Bless him it's a hard life being a rag.I would hate it,sharing bargain buckets with Shaw and Lukaku and free trips to Oz

 

[asahartford1]

Absolutely - they have a medical team, doctors & physios but it took a visit to emergency to find he’s tired.

He’s putting cones out in an Aussie winter where temps range from a low of 8oc to a high of 20oc with a cool breeze. He wasn’t running across the Sahara ffs.

If travelling by private jet caused this, is the best fix to send him home on a private jet.

I just can’t get over the levels of bullshit when reporting on these.

Simon Stone is all over the story -;)

 

[Nellies left peg]

Bless him it's a hard life being a rag.I would hate it,sharing bargain buckets with Shaw and Lukaku and free trips to Oz

Let the prick swim home and build up his stamina