United thread 2019/20

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

The sick swan is on at 10:30 tonight (SSPL). Only 15 mins highlights.

 

[Bilboblue]

not all...……….
1. Owners don't own slaves
2. Excellent wages
3. Chance to start week after week if performance level is good
4. If you resurrect United, its much bigger than winning at a plastic club few people care about
5. Owners don't own slaves
6. Top tier stadium and a chance to play in front of 75k fans every week + a tremendous traveling support
7. Probably the most well known brand in world football so great endorsement opportunities
8. Transfer spending has always been healthy if sometimes not prudent so good chance of playing with other top tier players
9. United take care of their ex-players with coaching opportunities and ambassadorial roles where you can travel the world hyping up the club
10. Owners don't own slaves

Have I been in a coma for 10 years, and they knocked their shithole down, and built a new ground???

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

How about a statue of Rock Of Gibraltar being wanked off into a test tube?

By Lou Macari and I’m sold.

 

[laserblue]

The sick swan is on at 10:30 tonight (SSPL). Only 15 mins highlights.

How the hell are they going to fit all the goals and the fire drill into just 15 minutes?

 

[dickie davies]

The sick swan is on at 10:30 tonight (SSPL). Only 15 mins highlights.

So just the goals and maybe the sending off then

 

[dickie davies]

Has this been substantiated?

 

[laserblue]

Has this been substantiated?

World class striker? Fuck my boots.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

World class striker? Fuck my boots.

Well that bit will never be substantiated.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Maguire, Wan Bissaka and James for almost 150M combined lol.

They still have no Midfield, or a top class forward.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Has this been substantiated?

Inter must be off their heads, fuck knows why they are after lumpkaku.