Blueknows
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none of them contenders for goal of the season though
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How to Make Our Football Less Boring?
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Mancity1980
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That should really help West Ham! :)Give the opposition a goal start lol
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Foreign wishy washy fancy dan tippy tappy shite.We need to start bypassing the midfield and hoofing it up to the front three. None of this passing bollocks.
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Barcon
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Dwarf tossing. We'll only need the tossers.
Blueknows
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will tissues be provided ?Dwarf tossing. We'll only need the tossers.
Barcon
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will tissues be provided ?
Curtains, collected locally.
FogBlueInSanFran
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1. Take a page from the US Women or that Icelandic club on YouTube and do intricate, whole-side goal celebrations, making sure to show up our opponents in the most unsportsmanlike way possible. As an alternative, just sign Adebayor again and have him taunt every away set of supporters with a pitch-long run during each goal we score, even if he doesn't score it or isn't playing.
2. Ederson should decide to randomly move to different positions throughout the match. Whomever he tags on our side is "it" and has to play keeper until he tags someone else.
3. Blindfold Laporte and spin him in circles for 60 seconds whenever the ball goes into touch. Hilarity ensues.
4. In the 73rd minute of each match: Off < Raheem Sterling On > Pep Guardiola
2. Ederson should decide to randomly move to different positions throughout the match. Whomever he tags on our side is "it" and has to play keeper until he tags someone else.
3. Blindfold Laporte and spin him in circles for 60 seconds whenever the ball goes into touch. Hilarity ensues.
4. In the 73rd minute of each match: Off < Raheem Sterling On > Pep Guardiola
We need to start bypassing the midfield and hoofing it up to the front three. None of this passing bollocks.
Nah! We need too start playing crap, lose more than we win, get relegated a couple of divisions. Oh bollocks, we've already tried that. ;-)
dronefromsector7G
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Sterling, Bernardo and Kev have to wear stilettos, and Dave has to let his new amazing fringe cover his eyes so he can’t see anything