I would like to thank all the lurking Rags and please, if you can pass this on to the other one billion of you I would again be grateful. I would like to thank you all for putting money in the pocket of our owner. It is true that when the Government announced a 'tax' on plastic bags his wealth fell from 44.65 billion to 44.64 billion because as you know plastic is a by product of oil but to be fair you rallied round and bought even more petrol/diesel, I suppose all those long drives from Suffolk and the south coast to the Swamp made your purchase necessary but it is the thought that counts. In a similar way, every time you announce a new noodle sponsor their sales go up, this means that more plastic is used for packaging and more diesel is burnt for shipping. To think, without your continued support our purchase of Rodri may not have happened.
Finally as you support our owner so well I will in turn support yours, I promise that if I am ever in some god forsaken shithole town in America I will visit one of his shopping malls.