******Cricket Thread******

[lancs blue]

I think England's lowest innings total is 45 - they may just get by.

 

[wattle]

I recon it’s time for a sport break. Can’t stand watching city because of var and watching that pumped up twat warner take catch after catch is too much. See you in about 6 months guys

 

[dadnlad]

have the Aussies changed the ball yet

 

[joe123]

Does this even count as a collapse, given we'd built the sum total of fuck all before the wickets started tumbling. Embarrassing.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Looks like a bowler will be getting replaced in the next test. It’s what they always do when the batting continually fails.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Series over in the space of 100 minutes.

To lose to this Australian side at home is a truly woeful effort.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

The only one not to blame for getting out today is Root. The rest of them, the ball wouldn’t have been hitting another set of stumps. In the 2 gingers cases, it wouldn’t have been hitting a third set!
What’s worse is that 4 if them were out playing defensively to balls they didn’t need to play at.

 

[waspish]

Ashes gone 0-2 down unless there is a miracle.

Making Root captain who is clueless plus making his batting fo right down the pan.

Lose this game Root should be man enough to understand he isn't captain materiel and its effecting his batting and should step down.

Knowing how we do things be dragged out for another 18 months losing more series before they react.

 

[bluemoon32]

Absolute shithouses

 

[jimharri]

have the Aussies changed the ball yet

The way England have batted, the Aussies could use a beach ball and still get the useless gobshites out!