United thread 2019/20

[RyanP3609]

I don’t actually think they will be relegated, of course.

For no other reason then it doesn’t matter how bad they are — they could be the worst team in the league by some distance and the powers that be would never allow them to get the necessary results toward the end of the season which would lead to relegation.

Not cynicism, commercial truth.

1000/1 they are to be relegated still.... worth a quid going off their form

 

[manimanc]

 

[Nellies left peg]

1000/1 they are to be relegated still.... worth a quid going off their form

I got 500/1 at the start of the season.eternally optimistic.

 

[mac]

Spot on....it's amazing to think that they have actually spent nearly 900 million pounds since Mourinho left.

Well fuck me blind. Jesus

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Spot on....it's amazing to think that they have actually spent nearly 900 million pounds since Mourinho left.

You mean since the GPC left???

 

[Pam]

And their wage bill is higher than ours.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

JazzyjazzJames now has the same number of rag goals as the Chilean Liberace.

 

[Blu1]

Oh redcafe is a fun place to visit these days! Lol the comedy cafe should be its new name.

They are creaming over us whilst slating every player they have. Even their saviour Rashford is getting it.

They are in a serious mess & have run out of ideas & options. Even players & managers that leave seem happier & look younger immediately.

Be really interesting to see how this season plays out for them. Big Sam is waiting

 

[Pam]

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

 

[sir baconface]

Sanchez.

Haha haha.

Brilliant investment.