mancity2012_eamo
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I defrosted the fridge last night. Or foreplay as the wife calls it.
Back in the 70’s in South Africa there was a curfew against the blacks where they couldn’t be on the streets after 8pm. Two racist cops were on patrol at 7:45 when a local black lad was cycling, peddling like billyho to get home. One of the policemen raised his gun and shot the cyclist in his leg and arrested him. The black lad said “its 15 minutes until the curfew, why did you shoot me?” Copper, “ I know where you live, you wouldn’t have made it home on time”. Unfortunately, even though that’s clearly made up it was only a little deviation from the truth.A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before on why you were speeding, I'll let you go."
The old man replied - "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back."!