Haha, fuck me. You can’t understand how the circumstances of a newly promoted club playing relatively attractive football, getting half decent results and performances, whilst their striker is scoring goals and winning awards, might feel like they can have a go at us today?
It was clear as day that this lot would be bang up for it and we’ve treated them just like you said we should - a “newly promoted side”(which essentially insinuates they should blow over). Bollocks - today was a tough task and the strongest eleven should have been selected.