£1m Solid Gold Toilet Stolen from Blenheim Palace

[LWashington]

but toilet and accomplices still being sought.

So the police suspect the toilet did it then ?

 

[George Hannah]

So the police suspect the toilet did it then ?

Latest is that it's a post modernist stunt designed to increase interest in the artwork. Its value will soar on news of miraculous discovery in the coachhouse of J Rees Mogg.

 

[m7mcfc]

I only wish I knew about this and the shite security guarding it.
It would have been gone long ago.
What did it weigh and what UK gold mark was it?
Where there is shit there is money.

 

[LWashington]

Police say they have nothing to go on

It that the bog-standard or Ideal Standard for toilet puns on this thread.

 

[George Hannah]

It that the bog-standard or Ideal Standard for toilet puns on this thread.

Twyford is the benchmark for British Thunderers

 

[Damocles]

Anybody who owns a gold toilet should have their assets dismantled and sold.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The police say they will look into it but are bogged down with other cases too

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The police say they will look into it but are bogged down with other cases too

...and I suppose they're Adamant they will find the culprit.







BetaMax videos are available in the foyer on the way out.

 

[Meatbag]

Twyford is the benchmark for British Thunderers

Proper flush in them old Khazis, no lingering brown trout with them.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

...and I suppose they're Adam Ant they will find the culprit.
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There was a sign above the toilet that said "No Sitting..... Stand And Deliver..."