Most pointless five word sentences

I’ll start:

Man City have a corner.

Get behind me. Over the last three seasons we have “won” about 280 corners and scored one goal from them. Every time we get one is the time I use if I need my glass warmed.

Fucking useless. I think if we ever score direct from one I would literally pass out with the shock.
 
Get behind me. Over the last three seasons we have “won” about 280 corners and scored one goal from them. Every time we get one is the time I use if I need my glass warmed.

Fucking useless. I think if we ever score direct from one I would literally pass out with the shock.
Bring back Dzeko, he scored direct from a corner once, I believe.
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.