United thread 2019/20

[laserblue]

Caught a minute of Ole's press conference on sky sports news before. Here's some snippets of his wisdom, screams Alan Ball to me from head to toe, incompetent, fantastically deluded and just little bit creepy:

• I should know as I used to play with some of the best
• I remember when he was eight or nine and the passion was evident
• I have faith with the guys who are 17 or 19. Or 18 or 19.
• He's up there with Schmeichel. I used to play in the same team as him
• I mean, this is Man United!

Don't believe I heard him actually mention their game or their opponents.

More like Alan Partridge than Alan Ball.

 

[pfazz]

So Real Madrid did not have a single shot on target last...................might was well be United!

 

[Fred_Quimby]

FC Astana! Wonder if they will be as drugged up as, allegedly, their cycling team is/was.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

So Real Madrid did not have a single shot on target last...................might was well be United!

Did they manage to cross the halfway line?

 

[Newman Noggs]

If I could get a lift there and a free ticket I'd go along tonight just to cheer them on and guffaw at their haplessness. Ole needs them to win this, I want them to get as far as the semis.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Oh, this is where the ****s have been hiding. Thursdays.

 

[Sir Joe Aguero]

Kazakhstan. Kazakh-fucking-stan. How the mighty have fallen.

 

[bakerdave76]

Manchester.. Nicked of Twitter.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

See Paul Scholes telling the truth and saying Pogba would.t be missed if he left - MIB's currently arranging a visiting party .

 

[pfazz]

^^^^^^^^^^. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH