United thread 2019/20

[city986]

I just want them to loose every game regardless of the competition and yes that does include tidly winks fuckem

 

[nmc]

I’d go for a long run to disrupt their season and a semi final loss to Wolves.

 

[Big Swifty]

So Ole says Mason Greenwood is the best striker he's seen.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I wish to register a complaint - I have looked on every schedule for every channel and I can't find a listing for my wonderful team, Manure, game against the mighty Rochdale next Wednesday. The KO is 8pm so there is absolutely no excuse for it not to be shown. I assume it has been an oversight and I await the change. How am I expected to stay at home and follow the shitie, I mean mighty, reds if you don't show them on tv. This not on. You have shown every single cup game, bar one, for the last 10 years at least so why can't we see this one. I will revoke my tv licence if this is not sorted immediately - or at least by next Wednesday. Disgusted of Farnborough, Essex.

 

[nmc]

I've looked on all of the sports websites and I can't find their Champions League result anywhere. How did they get on?

They’ve been selected to join the European elite in a special Thursday night competition - played largely in the Urals.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

I've looked on all of the sports websites and I can't find their Champions League result anywhere. How did they get on?

There's obviously a Royal cover up afoot.

 

[JASR]

I wish to register a complaint - I have looked on every schedule for every channel and I can't find a listing for my wonderful team, Manure, game against the mighty Rochdale next Wednesday. The KO is 8pm so there is absolutely no excuse for it not to be shown. I assume it has been an oversight and I await the change. How am I expected to stay at home and follow the shitie, I mean mighty, reds if you don't show them on tv. This not on. You have shown every single cup game, bar one, for the last 10 years at least so why can't we see this one. I will revoke my tv licence if this is not sorted immediately - or at least by next Wednesday. Disgusted of Farnborough, Essex.

I’m sure you can be safe in the knowledge that when the FA cup reaches the 3rd round, your team will be the ‘random’ TV pick to be shown live, just like it has been for the past X years.

 

[VOOMER]

lovely bubbly rag

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...er-news/well-away-this-were-portugal-16945073

 

[hertsblue]

So Ole says Mason Greenwood is the best striker he's seen.

Best keeper in the world, best striker he has ever seen, best defender, best midfielder, amazing how they did not win the title

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Best keeper in the world, best striker he has ever seen, best defender, best midfielder, amazing how they did not win the title

It's because the world in their minds revolves around ragville hence, he means the best at the swamp.