Unnamed prem footballer in blackmail plot

Let's see...recent freak injuries......er..... Stones,........ Foden stomach flu......Mendy permanent....nah....got to be.....
 
Maybe whoever it was was wearing a united shirt at the time and couldn't handle the embarrassment.


"The man took shelter in a nearby restaurant until the police arrived"
The police arrived?? Fucking hell he must be really famous.
 
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Maybe whoever it was was wearing a united shirt at the time and couldn't handle the embarrassment.


"The man took shelter in a nearby restaurant until the police arrived"
The police arrived?? Fucking hell he must be really famous.


Does seem far fetched doesn't it, surely that's a misprint and it was "The man took shelter in a nearby restaurant until the police provided a crime reference number"
 
Normal folk would have been arrested in the restaurant for running around in your kecks.
Coppers come out for that did they. If I citizen arrested a burglar in my front room they might see if they could send someone around next week.or 2.

Then not show up.
 

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