i like yours two.To true. Their always getting it wrong.
My stepdaughter (18) using my disposable razors to shave her legs.
Yeah, it’s not like it’s his actual daughter!...You know the rules....
People who use the word “myself” incorrectly in a sentence thinking they sound more intelligent than using “me” or “I”.
“Myself and Dave will be taking the lead on that”.
Doesn’t make any sense.
To use the word “myself” means you’re doing something on your own - “I did that myself”.
it should be “Dave and I will be taking the lead on that” but to be honest “me and Dave” would be just as good instead of “myself and...”
I once went in McDonald’s on Oxford Road and thought I’ll have a piss before I get a Big Mac. In I walked to find a giant turd in the Urinal! Needless to say it put me off my Burger.
Just got some diesel and I can never get it to stop at £10 it always goes 1p over. What stupid thing bugs you?
I don't own a tank though.People who buy fuel on monetary terms* Just fill the tank!
You’re only wasting time and money going to the petrol station every week when you could go every fortnight.
*If you’re on a tight budget and that’s the only way then so be it. But there’s no other reason to not just fill it up.