United thread 2019/20

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Mario Manduzkic are they at the point where we were when we were bringing in Didi Hamann and Andy Cole. It’s looking hopeless for them at the moment.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Is this a throwback to you backstage on Supermarket Sweep?

When Dale was on the National Lottery it was the only time I thought I was gonna win. Never did, but it's been belly up ever since!

 

[jrb]

Still winning trophies off the pitch.

Manchester United enjoyed a record year despite the club’s ongoing problems on the pitch. The club announced financial results for the 2019 fiscal fourth quarter and twelve months ended 30 June 2019. The club had record revenues of £627m last year an increase of 6.3%. But the Old Trafford outfit warned that revenues are likely to fall next year due to the lack of Champions League football. The club had pre-tax profits of £27.5m up form £25.8m despite a campaign which saw them fail to qualify for the lucrative Champion...

 

[jimharri]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

You play Thursday morning cos you're really shite? ;)

 

[dobingsdobber]

He'll be too drunk to even comprehend what's going on around him. Every time the cameras zoom in on him sitting there he looks confused and bewildered, gazing towards the pitch unsure of exactly what he's supposed to be watching.

And that's before kick-off.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Still winning trophies off the pitch.

Manchester United enjoyed a record year despite the club’s ongoing problems on the pitch. The club announced financial results for the 2019 fiscal fourth quarter and twelve months ended 30 June 2019. The club had record revenues of £627m last year an increase of 6.3%. But the Old Trafford outfit warned that revenues are likely to fall next year due to the lack of Champions League football. The club had pre-tax profits of £27.5m up form £25.8m despite a campaign which saw them fail to qualify for the lucrative Champion...

In the last quarter their shares absolutely tanked.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Still winning trophies off the pitch.

Manchester United enjoyed a record year despite the club’s ongoing problems on the pitch. The club announced financial results for the 2019 fiscal fourth quarter and twelve months ended 30 June 2019. The club had record revenues of £627m last year an increase of 6.3%. But the Old Trafford outfit warned that revenues are likely to fall next year due to the lack of Champions League football. The club had pre-tax profits of £27.5m up form £25.8m despite a campaign which saw them fail to qualify for the lucrative Champion...

Am I reading this correctly? They have income of £627m but only made a profit of £27.5m? How are they going to afford Pogbad doubling his wages out of that?

 

[cjn]

"With traditional rivals Manchester City and Liverpool setting the standard in domestic and European football, the United hierarchy have noted how at Anfield, in particular, they have arrived at their status after rebuilding behind the scenes and backing manager Jurgen Klopp during the German's difficult first 18 months in charge."

"And sources with knowledge of the club's plans have told ESPN FC that the "patience" of the United hierarchy extends to the belief that the so-called "cultural reset" cited by Woodward last season will require three full seasons, and accompanying transfer windows, before the mistakes of the post-Ferguson years can be properly rectified"

Oh my god....please tell me this means they are sticking with those two clowns for two more seasons. This is the best thing I've read in ages.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

“United hierarchy have noted how at Anfield, in particular, they have arrived at their status...”

Oh good, City didn’t rebuild of course, we bought our titles probably.