Stupid little things that bug you

[Deleted member 77198]

When people pronounce “absolute”/“absolutely” as “apsolute”/“apsolutely”

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When my Sister says “chust” when she means “just”

When my Father says “undersend” when he means “understand”

When my Mother says “won” instead of “beat”

Bunch o’ ffick bastards! Haha

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Another irritant is the prefix "uber", as in "ubercool", "uberfashionable", "ubertrendy" etc. With or without an umlaut.

Oh, and it's "diarrhoea".

That’s the very first time I’ve thought about this but you’re apsolutely on point, it’s super annoying when the ubertrendy use these words and phrases.

 

[Big Swifty]

Apsolutely.............

 

[Mozzer]

When people pronounce “absolute”/“absolutely” as “apsolute”/“apsolutely”

 

[Big Swifty]

Not seen that before. Brilliant. Uberbrilliant in fact.

It worries me that I agree with him.

And I'd add using "disinterested" wrongly. It's UNinterested if you don't show any interest

 

[Mozzer]

I thought you would of seen that before, (another one).

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Oh, and it's "diarrhoea".

Thank you for correcting my spelling mistake, Big Swifty.
You've won today's special prize
A weekend away in a lugshury hotel

 

[TueartsOHK]

Parked cars taking up 2 spaces
Slow service in empty restaurants
Coated/battered chips that they serve in West Midland chippys

 

[Big Swifty]

Thank you, Lefty. You learn something every day on here - most of it quite useless.