United thread 2019/20

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Other than the usual BM funny reasons, why is Phil Jones ‘injured’ and due to what?
Premierinjuries has united down with 10 injured, and Phil Jones listed as ‘other’.
Are they sure it was not an instruction to the phsysio to smother. :-)
 
They genuinely aren't far away from a relegation fight. Their famous youth academy we've all been told so much about for so long is finally coming to the fore.
They are bereft of quality across the board and have probably two top 4 quality players in De Gea who is incredibly out of form and Pogba who wants out.
They propagated the 'Utd Way' bullshit for so long that the club itself started to believe. They couldn't see that their structure, systems and youth academy were rotting and now they've finally splurged that much on crap footballers that they're having to rely on their youngsters, it is painfully obvious they aren't up to it.
That club needs to be restructured from top to bottom but fortunately for us there is no leadership, business need (still a cash cow) or will amongst the leadership to do so.
They will continue to fluctuate between seasons like this where they flirt with relegation and false dawns where they briefly challenge for a European berth until the Glaziers sell up.
It is wonderful to see.


I'm welling up reading this.
 
Here's a tip for you Ole if you're reading this which will more or less guarantee you the opposition will not score.. Fcuk the doughnut thief off and put the dabber in goal..
Get Beans Beans Beans a seat in the stand behind the said goal armed with a big fcuk off boombox, stocked with the dabbers favourite tunes..
When the opposition forward breaks through your defence Ole (and he f'kin will mate 100%) get Beans Beans Beans to fire up the Boombox thus causing the dabber to move like he's been tasered.. said forward will piss himself laughing causing him skew his shot wide.. Might just win you enough points to stay up!
 
Here's a tip for you Ole if you're reading this which will more or less guarantee you the opposition will not score.. Fcuk the doughnut thief off and put the dabber in goal..
Get Beans Beans Beans a seat in the stand behind the said goal armed with a big fcuk off boombox, stocked with the dabbers favourite tunes..
When the opposition forward breaks through your defence Ole (and he f'kin will mate 100%) get Beans Beans Beans to fire up the Boombox thus causing the dabber to move like he's been tasered.. said forward will piss himself laughing causing him skew his shot wide.. Might just win you enough points to stay up!
LOL
 
I think today is not the day for us gloating, people in glass houses and all that, and bear in mind we lost to Newcastle last season, as much as I despise the rags I would be more concerned about us than them, we have dropped 8 points already and not even to a decent team
Blah blah touched a nerve?
 
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