United thread 2019/20

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Fuckin glory hunter.
Was you at bury at home 0-1? Was you at West Brom away 0-4? Was you at Bolton at home 0-2?
Get the picture.

I was in the Maine Stand when it kicked off v Millwall in 99. Anyone who was in the North Stand that day deffo has bragging rights over everyone else.

 

[Blueknows]

You showed a moment of weakness there but fortunately you recovered before pressing the send button.

lol very good

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Here's a tip for you Ole if you're reading this which will more or less guarantee you the opposition will not score.. Fcuk the doughnut thief off and put the dabber in goal..
Get Beans Beans Beans a seat in the stand behind the said goal armed with a big fcuk off boombox, stocked with the dabbers favourite tunes..
When the opposition forward breaks through your defence Ole (and he f'kin will mate 100%) get Beans Beans Beans to fire up the Boombox thus causing the dabber to move like he's been tasered.. said forward will piss himself laughing causing him skew his shot wide.. Might just win you enough points to stay up!

That shouldn't have made me smile so much.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Were you at York away?

It's quicker to ask the world 'who wasn't at Yorke away'? ;-)

 

[balotellishaircut]

my very first game was Oxford home, we lost 2-0 I think, my mum let me n my mate go by ourselves, 1986 I think it was.

 

[SouthStandStander]

I was in the Maine Stand when it kicked off v Millwall in 99. Anyone who was in the North Stand that day deffo has bragging rights over everyone else.

Agree!.
I was also there that day. About 10 seats away from segregation. Spent most of the game ducking and avoiding flying broken seats. I was also on the double decker bus that was nearly tipped over by them outside the chippy.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Were you at York away?

York away is sooooo last year its shaktar away now!

 

[Electric Blue]

Face ache?

He has a head mishapment problem

 

[mosssideblue]

Brilliant

 

[laserblue]

Not forgetting his other classic quote about the rags. "It's like Disneyland for adults." Well he certainly got that one right about the Mickey Mouse outfit down at the swamp.