Do you shave your balls?

[snorky]

And if it looks like they’re gaining on you simply toss a few snacks on the floor to distract them

It's just another ground hog day.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

It's just another ground hog day.

Godspeed Sir

 

[snorky]

Godspeed Sir

Thank you my friend.

Another day, another doughnut.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Perverts …..

Don't want any pics

 

[SCP123]

Is it a metropolitan thing? Do you go somewhere to have it done?

Kind of... I moved from Manc to London some years ago - shaving the bush and balls is the cockney way.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Worrying part is when you get hairs growing up the underside of your willy along the shaft.

Did that once with my trimmer and it yanked out a bunch of pubes that left the underside of my cock looking like it needed a Bobby Charlton comb over: /

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Kind of... I moved from Manc to London some years ago - shaving the bush and balls is the cockney way.

Ah yes, down at the old Bull &Bush.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Did that once with my trimmer and it yanked out a bunch of pubes that left the underside of my cock looking like it needed a Bobby Charlton comb over: /

Starting to get a few grey hairs down there now. Just had a look at my bits in the bathroom mirror and was reminded very much of a sort of grumpy mid-90's Peter Reid.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Warning. Do not shave go 'Shaving Private Ryan' with an original BIC razor!

Unless you want to look like it's been caught on razor wire whilst running behind enemy lines.

Never again, fuckin' ouch! : /

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Yes, it’s hygienic. I use a Bic two-blade throwaway razor. I keep it simple now after an incident I had about fifteen years ago.

I can only describe this as the most painful experience of my life when I decided to use a girlfriend’s Veet hair removal cream to get rid of my scrotum hair. I got them out and slapped this cream on but very quickly I started to smell a burning flesh smell, I looked down and the skin of my scrotum looked like it was melting. That watery blood you get from the top layers of skin disappearing started to appear so I quickly filled the sink with cold water and dipped my balls in, washed off the cream and then lay on the floor for a few minutes in pain.

That wasn’t the worst pain of the ordeal though. I was worried about the skin so I had a look around the girl’s bathroom products and saw some toner. I thought “that’ll tighten the skin up a bit and it should heal well” and I slapped a bit of that on.

I can only describe the pain at that very moment as what the dinosaurs must have felt the moment the meteor crashed into Earth and all life was obliterated. Have you ever jumped in freezing cold water and it’s such a shock to the system that it takes your breath away? Have you ever been so high up that your body goes weak? Well all of that happened in that very moment.

At first I was panicking so much I ran around her flat in the buff, then it sort of knocked me out for a bit and I lay on the floor for about fifteen minutes, half crying, half hysterical.

FUCK ME, NOW THAT WAS PAIN AT IT’S GREATEST!