urban genie
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In prestwich, wasn't panning ob doing owt but sun was out a bit early on so met a mate in town , pubs full of egg chasers so fucked off up here for a few pints
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Bigg Bigg Blue
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I'm going to throw my hand on the bed and rape it
Plays By Sense Of Smell
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Italian for a friend’s b’day, cocktails, then off to an ‘Adult’ night club for some avante-garde and doubtlessly overpriced entertainment.
(Her idea)
(Her idea)
yeseye
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Started on my new career today,
clearing gutters.
Thought I’d start around leafy Cheshire for the big tips.
Met some right headbangers,
one chap made a grab for my bollocks as he was showing me the gutters at the back.
So I went up the ladders and couldn’t help looking through upstairs window where the old boy was actually shaving his bollocks.
I couldn’t get out of there quick enough and even forgot the ladders.
clearing gutters.
Thought I’d start around leafy Cheshire for the big tips.
Met some right headbangers,
one chap made a grab for my bollocks as he was showing me the gutters at the back.
So I went up the ladders and couldn’t help looking through upstairs window where the old boy was actually shaving his bollocks.
I couldn’t get out of there quick enough and even forgot the ladders.
DRINKLEVEDRY
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Well I've been lying on the sofa in just my undies,and stolen hotel nightgown,I'm having jerk chicken for tea,later on I will watch a film,Joseph andhis amazing technicolour dreamcoat.And just to stop me getting the horn I have thee pictures on the wall,Kerry katona,Rebecca vardy,and Diane abbot.
kaz7
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Yeah but which would you snog,marry,avoid?Well I've been lying on the sofa in just my undies,and stolen hotel nightgown,I'm having jerk chicken for tea,later on I will watch a film,Joseph andhis amazing technicolour dreamcoat.And just to stop me getting the horn I have thee pictures on the wall,Kerry katona,Rebecca vardy,and Diane abbot.
DRINKLEVEDRY
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Think I opt for Joseph kaz lol hope you noticed it's a Worsley wind up.Yeah but which would you snog,marry,avoid?
kaz7
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Ha i did wonderThink I opt for Joseph kaz lol hope you noticed it's a Worsley wind up.
I am spending the week end in my garage. I have an old dining table, c1930. It has been sadly treated over 90 years, layers of stain, polish, polyurethane, varnished when dusty. Spent years avoiding dealing with it; it even has teeth marks from my toddler son and he is 37 now! The piece de resistance is a part where the pattern from a plastic table cloth is imprinted. Dining room is resplendent, newly decorated and table looks shabby.
So I am up to my armpits in stripper, scrapers, sanding blocks, glass paper, a brush for the grooves, white spirit, beeswax etc. My back is killing me.
When my wife gets home from her girly jolly in Tenerife, I expect a bj at least. If not, I'll tell her I spent the week with a stripper.
So I am up to my armpits in stripper, scrapers, sanding blocks, glass paper, a brush for the grooves, white spirit, beeswax etc. My back is killing me.
When my wife gets home from her girly jolly in Tenerife, I expect a bj at least. If not, I'll tell her I spent the week with a stripper.
Edited for truth.Well I've been lying on the sofa in just my undies,and stolen hotel nightgown,I'm having a jerk