Cinema etiquette, what would you do?

[BlueMoonRisin’]

We have a small cinema in our town, tends to show more discerning films, but rarely any noise, disruption.
Maybe it's those complex type multi cines that just attract a certain "type"

"Discerning" as in Emanuel type films where you ogle the usherette wishing you cold push a choc-ice up her bottom during the intermission break? ; )

 

[andyhinch]

I’ve not been to a cinema for 30 years, full of cunts.

 

[blueparrot]

The Wittertainment Code of Conduct should be played at the start of every film and a sniper positioned at the back of the theatre to deal with non-compliance.

This plus banning any of your own food and the cinema should only sell Code of conduct compliant food and drink.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

ALBATROSS

 

[lust overlord]

ALBATROSS

What flavour is it?

 

[aguero93:20]

In that sort of situation, the only things they could offer you is either a refund, movement to another showing at a later time or guest pass so you can watch again at no cost at your own convenience.

Or provide a cattle prod. Just saying.

 

[dickie davies]

Last time I went to the cinema some busy **** told my girlfriend to stop making slurping noises when she was noshing me off

 

[asahartford1]

"Discerning" as in Emanuel type films where you ogle the usherette wishing you cold push a choc-ice up her bottom during the intermission break? ; )

The usherette is pushing 70, I doubt anything could be pushed there without extreme force.
Definitely not a choc ice.-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Last time I went there was a guy behind me rustling a packet of crisps during the Pearl and Dean adverts, so I went to see the per per pe pe per perrrrr person in charge.













Is that my taxi...????

 

[lefty goldblatt]

What flavour is it?

It's not any flavour