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[BlueMoonRisin’]

Or whilst in the dentists having a filling but for some reason she took offence!

Reminds me of when I went to my dentists years ago to see the hygienist. I was in my early 20s, she'd probably be late 20s. I only had shorts and T-shirt on as it was summer. She stood behind me whilst cleaning my teeth and kept pushing her voluptuous breasts into the back of my head. In no time at all my todger strained so hard my bell end popped out to say hello. I felt so embarrassed, but she knew exactly what she was doing!

 

[aguero93:20]

Reminds me of when I went to my dentists years ago to see the hygienist. I was in my early 20s, she'd probably be late 20s. I only had shorts and T-shirt on as it was summer. She stood behind me whilst cleaning my teeth and kept pushing her voluptuous breasts into the back of my head. In no time at all my todger strained so hard my bell end popped out to say hello. I felt so embarrassed, but she knew exactly what she was doing!

Shame that was 50 years ago mate, if that happened nowadays you could claim for a nice payout for sexual assault.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Shame that was 50 years ago mate, if that happened nowadays you could claim for a nice payout for sexual assault.

Cheeky sod; ) She must have been gagging for it, and had I not been so embarrassed I'd have asked her for her number.

 

[BimboBob]

The Items for Sale one followed by Recipe Corner.

Do you have a slightly worn training top for sale?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

WTF is a training top?

 

[sir baconface]

Favourite
Off topic (Lots of witty posters).

Next best
Player performance
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Transfers
General football
Matchday (But rarely post in it. Full of over-reaction).

Occasional or rarely/never visited
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Self-imposed ban for health reasons
Politics (Lefties should be castrated with blunt knives and perma-banned.)

 

[blueinsa]

Mod forum is the best.

Some of the stuff in there will make your eyes bleed ;-)

 

[Fame Monster]

Least favourite is the transfer forum where you get some bellend claiming that some 17 year kid who's played one game in the Belgium second division is the natural heir to one of our proven, Premier League winning players.

 

[BlueHammer85]

1. Politics
2. Off Topic
3. General Football

don't venture elsewhere, feel dirty if i did.

 

[flook]

1. Off topic
10. Main forum
    
11. General football
12. Matchday
    
13. Classic threads
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16. Technical queries
17. Transfer
20. the rest