Did you have a fight at high school!!

[BimboBob]

You want some?!?!

You have tits so I'm game...have at ya!

 

[Banned Tosspot]

You have tits so I'm game...have at ya!

Not had moobs for years.

Has your hair grown back?

 

[BimboBob]

Not had moobs for years.

Has your hair grown back?

Has it fuck!

Unless you meant back hair...then yes, yes it has.

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Has it fuck!

Unless you meant back hair...then yes, yes it has.

My missus has to shave the top of my back and shoulders. In return I tend to her lady garden.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Haha. About once a week.

And that was probably with with one of the teachers, eh Barcon?

 

[BimboBob]

My missus has to shave the top of my back and shoulders. In return I tend to her lady garden.

My missus nicks my clippers to do that.

 

[BLUEYESTU]

Got forced into a fight with a girl when I was 12 - one of those situations where everyone wants to see a fight and I couldn’t win no matter what I said or did. If I won then I beat a girl and if I lost then....
I remember she was really good at gymnastics and somehow got both feet on my chest while I was standing up and grabbed my hair really fucking hard then kept trying to punch me.
Thank fuck a teacher broke it up really quickly.
God I hated school!

 

[Barcon]

And that was probably with with one of the teachers, eh Barcon?

Nah, they just hit us with sticks every day.

 

[Saddleworth2]

The Glasgow Kiss was perfected at my school. It was a bit ruff.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Never had a proper fight in my life

Dislocated my knuckle twatting a lad after he pushed me into the road in a shopping trolley once, wasn’t really a fight though.