United thread 2019/20

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

United are officially an irrelevance. Just hope we get them over our knee for a good spanking in the League Cup (if we get through against Oxford) just to remind of their proper place.

 

[fulabeer]

I like how BT put a graphic up showing Bournemouth's win rate against the "Big Six". All i could think of is why that was relevant when they were playing the Rags...?

 

[Pam]

£80 million for Maguire. Good God

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

No pens no points
No lighty no likey

They still tried for the pens! Martial looked like The ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald had just shot him from the top of the Bournemouth Main Stand the way he went down!

 

[crazyg]

United are officially an irrelevance. Just hope we get them over our knee for a good spanking in the League Cup (if we get through against Oxford) just to remind of their proper place.

Don't you mean if they get through against Colchester?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Pissaka looks like he is hanging out with Shaw recently.

Christ look at that. What a porker

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

Had to laugh (cringe) at the build up. Pundits banging on about them having their mojo back, coming into form, their away form superb etc.

Jesus wept, they beat partizan with a penalty, drew against the dippers with a goal that would have been chalked off if it was us, beat an abject Norwich in the course of which they were awarded two penalties, and beat Chelsea with a free kick and - you guessed it - a penalty.

They don’t score from a pen or free kick today (that’s the ref banishes to league two for the foreseeable) and, lo and behold, they draw a blank.

Wankers.

 

[Briggs1969]

Had to laugh (cringe) at the build up. Pundits banging on about them having their mojo back, coming into form, their away form superb etc.

Jesus wept, they beat partizan with a penalty, drew against the dippers with a goal that would have been chalked off if it was us, beat an abject Norwich in the course of which they were awarded two penalties, and beat Chelsea with a free kick and - you guessed it - a penalty.

They don’t score from a pen or free kick today (that’s the ref banishes to league two for the foreseeable) and, lo and behold, they draw a blank.

Wankers.

Ha ha very good!

 

[Briggs1969]

Had to laugh (cringe) at the build up. Pundits banging on about them having their mojo back, coming into form, their away form superb etc.

Jesus wept, they beat partizan with a penalty, drew against the dippers with a goal that would have been chalked off if it was us, beat an abject Norwich in the course of which they were awarded two penalties, and beat Chelsea with a free kick and - you guessed it - a penalty.

They don’t score from a pen or free kick today (that’s the ref banishes to league two for the foreseeable) and, lo and behold, they draw a blank.

Wankers.

The ref didn't follow the script.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Don't you mean if they get through against Colchester?

Haha, there is that to consider, too!