Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Yep that was a great advert for staying on your feet, although a late Mario pen would have been ok.......

Could you imagine if we'd 'won' that pen by diving though?

 

[eastmanc]

Why are there loads of Mickeys on our forum?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Thankfully it never happened, but can you imagine what would have followed if the City coach had ploughed into the Liverpool fans throwing the missiles at it.

Who’s fault would it have been?

The Scousers can thank their lucky 6 stars that the coach was forced to travel slowly, and with a Police escort, so it couldn’t ever off during the sustained attack from the Scousers.

On the flip side, the slowness of the coach, the Police escort, and the inability of the Merseyside Police to Police the situation, allowed the Scousers plenty of time to thrown numerous missiles at the coach from numerous vantage points along the route, including the roofs of Police riot vans.

You couldn’t make that last bit up. ‘From the roofs of Police riot vans’, with Merseyside Police Officers sat inside the vans, watching what was going on.

With the amount of smoke in the air I'm surprised the driver could see.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Why are there loads of Mickeys on our forum?

one of two things will happen after the game on Sunday:

Either they all slither off back under their rocks, or the Mod's will f*ck them off for being overbearing, gloating c*nt's.

 

[Pablo ZZZ Peroni]

Klopp saying Mane not a diver and he wasn't diving here. Stomach cramps apparently.

 

[jimharri]

You would find we deserved more penalties last season than we got and never was any incidence of diving. It can't be dive if there is contact.

Be serious.

 

[Bill the Blue]

You would find we deserved more penalties last season than we got and never was any incidence of diving. It can't be dive if there is contact.

Oh my f'kin sides, you scousers and your world famous sense of humour..!

No incidents of diving last year?.. Salads boots were sponsored by ffyfes bananas ffs..

The **** spent more time on his arse in the opposition penalty area than Bingo's got (somebody elses) teeth..!

He's well known for it, the Egyptian K***,.. you know,... f'kin CHEATING!!

Bingo's not behind the door though, he's rotating diving duties this season... , Mange is now Tom Daley Mk2..

He's another CHEATING ****!

30 Years, for a club of your standing and you being European Royalty an' all, is a disgrace!

Now that the best joke in Dipper Ville!!

 

[manchester blue]

If you'd be honest, there was contact on Mané but not sufficient enough for a penalty. He got a card cos of referee error and VAR don't intercede on yellow card. It was theatrical in the way he tried to convince the Ref to give a pen. Never was a pen and neither a dive. But we move!

Wow!

It was a dive.

 

[55yr old teenager]

Why are there loads of Mickeys on our forum?

Because we are such a bunch of happy, fair minded people and everyone LOVES CITY!!! Dont they??

 

[Pablo ZZZ Peroni]

You would find we deserved more penalties last season than we got and never was any incidence of diving. It can't be dive if there is contact.

Comedy gold.

It's ok you know to admit referees treat you and the rags more favourably than other teams.
Penalties awarded since start of 18/19 season:

United 18
Liverpool 10

Arsenal 6
Chelsea 6
City 6
Spurs 5

And another thing. I've just seen your lot bleating again about Fernandinho, tactical fouls, he gets away with it all the time and all that shit.

How do you explain this then. Since start of 17/18 season in the league:

Firmino - 109 fouls 1 yellow card. Yes, 109 fouls and 1 yellow card. Unbelievable. Hmmm, not unbeliebale. You are favoured simple as that.
Dinho - 86 fouls, 15 yellow cards and 1 red