Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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Three points at Anfield would be fuckin' nice. And there's always next season!
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Three points at Anfield would be fuckin' nice. And there's always next season!
Sadly today that was appropriate.My 6 year old son was asked by his teacher in school last week what his favourite song is. He then proceeded to sing Never Felt More Like Singing The Blues.
That was nice
I'm With Stupid
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Someone told me the ground staff have a very different experience. They open the door to 12 hours of farts and bad breath.The blast of warm air when you get off a plane in a tropical paradise
Indaparkside
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Rags beating brighton, therefore keepilg
Flying saucer eyes in a job
Flying saucer eyes in a job
GazM
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First beer on a Friday night.
Waking up & thinking it's a work day (and then realising it's not)
Hot shower after a sweaty gym work-out
Waking up & thinking it's a work day (and then realising it's not)
Hot shower after a sweaty gym work-out
Bill
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has he got no birth certificate?Be thankful he didn't give a full rendition of the Ryan Giggs is illegitimate song.
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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Just installed a brand new toilet in the house and going to go and christen it with its first dump.
Report to follow.
Is this a North American euphemism for what we Mancs call a bucket?
And the dare was.???I was on holiday in Stockholm a few years back and a group of Swedish girls on a hen night approached me to pick a dare for the bride to be. There were about six of them and they were all stunning. Blonde, blue eyes, huge tits. I’ve never seen prettier girls.
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Sorry, caught up now
Barcon
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Is this a North American euphemism for what we Mancs call a bucket?
You must be one of them newfangled, posh Mancs. It was always known as a bog or khazi when I were a proper Manc.
Bluesince1979
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How do you know the poo only needs one wipe? I do one wipe and the second is sometimes pointless but i wouldnt know that. Some times i do one wipe and ‘think’ thats enough but the cautionary second wipe is just as shitty and next minute im chasing shite up the crack of my arseLight rain on a hot day.
A poo that only needs one wipe.
Donny Osmond.