Djibrilshairdo
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When there is more elasticity in the waistband of your keks than there is in your skin.
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You know you're getting old when...
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m7mcfc
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This I had always wondered when I was younger why men on trains read the newspaper with their arms stretched right out . Now I know.You have to give someone on the next table the menu just so you can read it.
At work the younger fellas were taking the piss about the font on my phone being set to huge. I said 'Ok then who could read the number plate on some car about 80 to 90 metres away' Only myself and one other lad could. Shut them right up.
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This I had always wondered when I was younger why men on trains read the newspaper with their arms stretched right out . Now I know.
At work the younger fellas were taking the piss about the font on my phone being set to huge. I said 'Ok then who could read the number plate on some car about 80 to 90 metres away' Only myself and one other lad could. Shut them right up.
Come on own up....
It was your car wasn't it..! Haha..
the plasterer
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When these young dudes at work are overtaking me on long walls, They’ve only been at it few years and they are rapid, I’m finished I tell thee.............they might be quick on the walls but they can’t do rounded ceilings like yours truly, I can teach them everything they know but not everything I know
Lovebitesandeveryfing
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You are Harvey Weinstein (post litigation), and I claim my £5
Haha, ya got me, buddy! Will you accept dollars?
You know, they see us as their prey, too. I had a girlfriend who regularly told me, “You are my prey”. Quoting her. They're every bit as feral as us, just better at hiding it.
Lovebitesandeveryfing
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Another thing. You know you're getting old when a girl you would have fancied a) offers to give up her seat for you on the tram or bus b) you even accept!
Another thing. You know you're getting old when a girl you would have fancied a) offers to give up her seat for you on the tram or bus b) you even accept!
More to the point when a 90 year old woman offers you her seat because she sees you are struggling to stay on your feet.
Tuearts right boot
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Apart from Ian Wright you haven't got a clue who the pointless no marks on I'm a celebrity are.
crazyg
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What's I'm a celebrity?Apart from Ian Wright you haven't got a clue who the pointless no marks on I'm a celebrity are.