Today's caption competition.

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[ancoats]

i would be a great stepfather to your young daughters

 

[mikemcfc]

"You want me to treat you bad, my little Prince?"
"Oh ya, um, is that an Adam's Apple?"

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fancy an Eskimo roll?

 

[blueinsa]

"You into that mum/daughter thing love?"

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

"Do you want to come upstairs for a Pizza?"

 

[bluealf]

Do I know you?

 

[Bigga]

"My Lord, I'll bet you were scrummy at 15...!"

 

[dobingsdobber]

your breath stinks

 

[yeseye]

Muffin or barm?