The most beautiful woman in the world of music

[hammocity]

I’ve got a mate like that. He would shag your landlady no problem based on that description! He really does subscribe to the any hole is a goal theory!

Shag the button hole on a fur coat!

 

[blue aura]

Cheeky bastard I was slim and had hair back then, I could have turned them, okay guess not, shit.

I've just Googled them. They certainly haven't aged well. Proper Diesels, the pair of them.

 

[kippax4ever]

On a lads holiday about five years ago after a few drinks the question was “who would you shag to save you life, Susan Boyle or the landlady of our local?” The landlady was a cross between Arthur Mallard and Anne Widdicome. The answers were “I’d rather die” and “Suebo” due to her superior looks and of course money. That was until it got around to our resident pervert “Dave”, his answer:
Like all off us had a mate who went for the fat,not so good looking 1,seeing he was desperate for a shag,married 1for 15yrs then fked her off for a slimmer 1
“ I’d have a threesome with them both and knock their brains out twice each”.

There’s no hope for him, he’s been single since his fat wife fucked off 20 odd years ago.

 

[kippax4ever]

Nurse.
NURSE

Oxygen oxygen more fking oxygen..

 

[kippax4ever]

Really???

Is that gender fluided

 

[kippax4ever]

I wish I was ................................ fking Sinitta

Till'er head fell off

I wish I was ................................ fking Sinitta

Till'er head fell off
Then what anal...lol

 

[kippax4ever]

If you're talking cheesetastic, Remember Tight Fit, number one with Fantasy Island?



Wasn't Pete Waterman er, friends with the blonde one?

Yeah he was for a time,then I got into her and as they say the rest is history..

 

[kippax4ever]

Shag the button hole on a fur coat!

Shag the crack on a plate..

 

[Barcon]

Yeah he was for a time,then I got into her and as they say the rest is history..

Gesundheit

 

[born2bblu]

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