What would your ideal job be?

[worsleyweb]

You would be sacked by lunchtime

That long? Me and ric are at loggerheads at the moment. He is proving hard to convert to Tory. Can see it going to December 11th before I get him.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

One of those people that has to wank pandas to collect their sperm because they're all to lazy to shag one another.

Waiting for the listing to show up on www.sexualdeviants.co.uk

should be any day now.

edited for accuracy.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

This is a question I’ve never been able to answer which is why I’ve had about 20 different jobs in my life and will probably have another 10 before I pop my clogs. And I’ll still never be able to answer it

 

[BlueTG]

I was one of the lucky ones, I had my ideal job(s). I was a mother and a teacher. Well of course I am still a mother which is one of the best jobs in the world. :-)
I didn’t become a teacher until I was a bit older (31) for various reasons but I’d always wanted to be one. I loved it, it was so rewarding in so many ways. Very, very hard work though.
Now I guess you could say I’ve got the next best job.........retirement and supporting City! :-) :-)

Telling me, I’m in my NQT year ha.

So, the job I do, teach.

 

[Bigga]

two, chef or a blacksmith,

What happens if you get the two mixed up?

Peppering a sword and hammering a fish...?

 

[Bigga]

Always wanted to be a locksmith as a kid
fascinated with keys and locks

Would you work on your own line of chastity belts...?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Would you work on your own line of chastity belts...?

What a combination.

 

[Sky Blue Thinking]

A holiday television reporter traveling the globe like Judith Chalmers from Wish You Were Here.

Was it me or did Judith always seem to bag the best trips with the other presenters scratching round for what was left or she didnt fancy?

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Deal maker. Ideally in the weapons industry.

 

[peoffrey]

Something to do with football. I’d work within supporter relations but preferably at a club I don’t follow to ensure neutrality. I’m from farming stock myself but followed education instead.