Having bits of you cut off..!

[Bill the Blue]

Just waiting to be called in to have a mole removed from under my arm.. can't say I'm looking forward to it...

Years ago I had a birthmark removed off my forehead..

Feels like more and more of me is being left on the cutting room floor..!

 

[snorky]

I had a mole hacked out recently mate, didn't feel a thing, and both the lady doctor and nurses were fit!

Some people think they should have kept the mole and flushed me down the shitter.

 

[Bill the Blue]

I had a mole hacked out recently mate, didn't feel a thing, and both the lady doctor and nurses were fit!

Some people think they should have kept the mole and flushed me down the shitter.

Haha.. Is that what they do with them?

I always thought they released them into farmers fields..

Didn't see any sexy nurses, maybe they don't work Mondays..

Anyway, what a let down,

"sorry we can't remove it today as we have no rooms available due to overbooking , we'll write to you and allocate you a new date"

I was all psyched up as well..!

 

[snorky]

Haha.. Is that what they do with them?

I always thought they released them into farmers fields..

Didn't see any sexy nurses, maybe they don't work Mondays..

Anyway, what a let down,

"sorry we can't remove it today as we have no rooms available due to overbooking , we'll write to you and allocate you a new date"

I was all psyched up as well..!

Never mind mate, maybe it'll be wall to wall with yummy nurses next time.
When I said I didn't feel a thing I should say it did smart a bit when it came back to life a few hours later.
I used plenty of gin to kill the pain :)

I am pleased to say that the results came back negative too....
Not that anyone cares........ Cunts.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Never mind mate, maybe it'll be wall to wall with yummy nurses next time.
When I said I didn't feel a thing I should say it did smart a bit when it came back to life a few hours later.
I used plenty of gin to kill the pain :)

I am pleased to say that the results came back negative too....
Not that anyone cares........ Cunts.

Knowing my luck they'll be called Jonathan and Andrew..!

Funny you say it smarts a bit 'cos the Doc said pretty much the same too..

Anyway he said if I didn't cry I could have a bravery certificate for the wall..!

Good news about your negative result mate, fwiw, I care bud, the more blues kicking about the better..!

 

[snorky]

Knowing my luck they'll be called Jonathan and Andrew..!

Funny you say it smarts a bit 'cos the Doc said pretty much the same too..

Anyway he said if I didn't cry I could have a bravery certificate for the wall..!

Good news about your negative result mate, fwiw, I care bud, the more blues kicking about the better..!

Cheers mate.... I really didn't feel a thing till about 3 hours later..... by which time I was in the pub :)

 

[somapop]

I had this 'kind of mole/piece of skin' cut off my forehead last year...was bugging me for years and pretty sure it was getting bigger (wasn't particularly noticeable, but I saw it every time I looked in the mirror).
The specialist had a selection of trainee docs (young and fit) to boot watching the procedure...actually, thinking back they 'had a go'.
One injection and I didn't feel a single thing. Was a bit low last year so it gave me a little confidence boost...would've ended up looking like Steven Berkoff...but he can carry it off.

 

[Maccblue]

Had one cut out of my face 3/4 months ago mess at first hardly a mark now 8 internal stitches 4 external felt nothing after the injection worst bit was the burning smell !!!

Did resemble a mutant turtle for the first week or so

lads a work really sympathetic had a whip round bought me a phantom of the opera mask and photoshopped my face on the picture

tw@ts

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Just waiting to be called in to have a mole removed from under my arm.. can't say I'm looking forward to it...

Years ago I had a birthmark removed off my forehead..

Feels like more and more of me is being left on the cutting room floor..!

Jeez, thought yer might have been having a leg off!

 

[TheBlueDune]

Leprosy.
Little bits keep dropping off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be.
And all because of leprosy.

Bob Williamson RIP