manclad
Well-Known Member
The new statue of Mahatma Gandhi was unveiled near to Manchester Cathedral yesterday.
Gandhi had visited Manchester on his way to see Lancashire mill workers in 1931.
Personally I think he is very well equipped to deal with the rigours and dangers presented by living on the street in 21st Century Manchester.
Made completely from bronze,he is resistant to all forms of edged weapons and therefore doesn't need to wear a stab vest.
He has a 4 ft long staff in his right hand,so can beat the fuck out of anybody who tries to kick off with him,or even worse tries to piss on him.
And perhaps most important of all he is wrapped in a huge cloak. When you are going to be out in the open 24/7 and at the mercy of the Manchester weather(i.e. pissing it down all night)having a nice bit of cloth to shelter under is most important.
And being non-ferrous he won't turn into rust even if he stays in the same place for the next 100 years.
Gandhi had visited Manchester on his way to see Lancashire mill workers in 1931.
Personally I think he is very well equipped to deal with the rigours and dangers presented by living on the street in 21st Century Manchester.
Made completely from bronze,he is resistant to all forms of edged weapons and therefore doesn't need to wear a stab vest.
He has a 4 ft long staff in his right hand,so can beat the fuck out of anybody who tries to kick off with him,or even worse tries to piss on him.
And perhaps most important of all he is wrapped in a huge cloak. When you are going to be out in the open 24/7 and at the mercy of the Manchester weather(i.e. pissing it down all night)having a nice bit of cloth to shelter under is most important.
And being non-ferrous he won't turn into rust even if he stays in the same place for the next 100 years.