United thread 2019/20

[Gazza]

They were thinking of sending Shaw into the celebrity jungle but they could not guarantee an adequate supply of camel penis and bulls balls to feed him .

Why, are the rest of the United squad already booked up for Christmas panto?

 

[kippaxwarrior]

They are absolutely shit and we will destoy them a week on Saturday

 

[jrb]

Woodhead.

United looking at redeveloping Old Trafford and their training facilities.

 

[laserblue]

Woodhead.

United looking at redeveloping Old Trafford and their training facilities.

Into what? The world's biggest car wash?

 

[Vienna_70]

Into what? The world's biggest car wash?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Just had a peep on the caf and they've done it up a bit - obviously their mods/admin don't spend all the advertising income on private islands. Helicopters, and snorting coke off prozzies arses like ours do.

 

[mat]

Into what? The world's biggest car wash?

Provided by new official valeting partner Pavel of Crumpsall.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

He’s stuck in Gregg’s!

Stuck in Greggs what....

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I am old enough to remember the last big collapse. Busby was loved by everyone, even City fans because of the previous connection. When he retired he interfered at every single point, training, team selection the lot but because he was revered no one said anything and it helped lead to their decline. The longer the GPC sits in the stand chunering away, turning up at Carrington coaching Phil the Face and not allowing Olly to park his car the better.

Just how old are you? ;-)

 

[JASR]

Just had a peep on the caf and they've done it up a bit - obviously their mods/admin don't spend all the advertising income on private islands. Helicopters, and snorting coke off prozzies arses like ours do.

Ric’s more of a Trainspotting type of guy, but other than that, spot on.