big gaz
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On holiday in Scotland my Big Country sat nav took me through 13 valleys to see Tall ships sailing on to a steeltown, the I ended up driving to Damascus before I got told We're not in Kansas ffs, why buy them :-)
I ordered a Morrissey sat nav.
Day before it was due to arrive the order was cancelled.
sounds like you've drank seven seas of rhye whiskeyI'm In Love With My Car, the new Queen SatNav was easy to use, took me straight from A Day At The Races to A Night At The Opera, just as quick as a Flash @gordondaviesmoustache , it's almost A Kind Of Magic.
Imagine having the voice of 'The Count' counting down the miles from wherever...........365 miles, ha ha haaaaa, 364 miles, ha ha haaaaaaa as so on and so forthI have a Cookie Monster sat nav and it only allows me to ask how to get to Sesame street
Maybe not, I was at the bus stop with a Ticket To Ride and his wife stopped and said to me, Tell Me What You See? I replied, I've Just Seen A Face, and I like it! She replied,Let it be
She loves you.
That sounds like my Beautiful South satnav, it’s gets confused going...I asked my Roger Waters sat nav to take me home and it got confused and said,
Could be Jerusalem, or it could be Cairo
Could be Berlin, or it could be Prague
Could be Moscow, could be New York
Could be Llanelli, and it could be Warrington
Could be Warsaw, and it could be Moose Jaw
Could be Rome....
(one of his best imo)