Chris Rea

[big gaz]

On holiday in Scotland my Big Country sat nav took me through 13 valleys to see Tall ships sailing on to a steeltown, the I ended up driving to Damascus before I got told We're not in Kansas ffs, why buy them :-)

 

[JRockBlues]

I bought one with a lovely visage. Everything was alright for a while but now after a brief showing of the route it will all just fade to grey.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I ordered a Morrissey sat nav.
Day before it was due to arrive the order was cancelled.

It wouldn't have worked anyway, no signal....Satellites gone, way up to the skies

 

[mikemcfc]

I'm In Love With My Car, the new Queen SatNav was easy to use, took me straight from A Day At The Races to A Night At The Opera, just as quick as a Flash @gordondaviesmoustache , it's almost A Kind Of Magic.

sounds like you've drank seven seas of rhye whiskey

 

[mikemcfc]

I asked my Roger Waters sat nav to take me home and it got confused and said,
Could be Jerusalem, or it could be Cairo
Could be Berlin, or it could be Prague
Could be Moscow, could be New York
Could be Llanelli, and it could be Warrington
Could be Warsaw, and it could be Moose Jaw
Could be Rome....
(one of his best imo)

 

[dickie davies]

I have a Cookie Monster sat nav and it only allows me to ask how to get to Sesame street

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I have a Cookie Monster sat nav and it only allows me to ask how to get to Sesame street

Imagine having the voice of 'The Count' counting down the miles from wherever...........365 miles, ha ha haaaaa, 364 miles, ha ha haaaaaaa as so on and so forth

 

[mikemcfc]

Let it be
She loves you.

Maybe not, I was at the bus stop with a Ticket To Ride and his wife stopped and said to me, Tell Me What You See? I replied, I've Just Seen A Face, and I like it! She replied,
baby you can Drive My Car. We ended up lost in Norwegian Wood, We were like Nowhere Man. So I figured Think For Yourself, What Goes On with this Girl, Michelle, Wait, don't Run For Your Life, cus If I Needed Someone it was now. She was sweet and I said I Love You Too.
So we did it Here, There And Everywhere except a Yellow Submarine!
She Said, She Said, and went on and on. And Your Bird Can Sing, For No One but me. I would need to see Doctor Robert after this.
She said, I Want To Tell You, Got To Get You Into My Life. I replied, we could travel these Strawberry Fields Forever, but Tomorrow Never Knows.
So for now Hello, Goodbye

 

[JASR]

I asked my Roger Waters sat nav to take me home and it got confused and said,
Could be Jerusalem, or it could be Cairo
Could be Berlin, or it could be Prague
Could be Moscow, could be New York
Could be Llanelli, and it could be Warrington
Could be Warsaw, and it could be Moose Jaw
Could be Rome....
(one of his best imo)

That sounds like my Beautiful South satnav, it’s gets confused going...
This could be Rotterdam , or anywhere, liVARpool or Rome

 

[sir baconface]

Bought an Alexis Sanchez satnav.

It cost a fortune but never worked.