Luddite_Blue
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It's probably going nowhere fast - was it the sweet and tender hooligan from the Rusholme ruffians that you were going to visit?
Chris Rea
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It's probably going nowhere fast - was it the sweet and tender hooligan from the Rusholme ruffians that you were going to visit?
Daz_Blue
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Dire Straits have us going down the Telegraph Road then take a left on Mirror Street, past Guardian Close until you get to the Mail Expressway on the right
Luddite_Blue
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I was feeling supersonic with my Oasis satnav travelling in my car, maybe a jaguar, when a cloudburst up in the sky round are way led the car to slide away into a wall of glass. There was a full on gas panic as the flashbax caused the satnav to fade in-out, little by little and then fade away. The girl in the dirty shirt in the passenger seat said whatever, stop crying your heart out, the sat nav's going nowhere and it's good to be free of it.
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No. I was going to see a bucked tooth girl from Luxemburg
Luddite_Blue
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Was she a shoplifter of the world or had she been lifting some lead off the roof of the Holy Name church?
Then your Sybil Fawlty sav nat said, "What could a bucked tooth girl from Luxembourg possibly see in an aging brilliantined stick-insect like you."
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If Chris Rea made an album with Mark Knopfler, would the fledgling supergroup be known as Dire Rea?
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The last time that joke was posted on here, Henry the eighth was on his third wife.... or was that @worsleyweb ?
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Not knowing WW, I really hope that's a picure of Henry the 8th