United thread 2019/20

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hello said:
According to the resident workplace armchair rag its totally unfair that we played last night and they play tonight, how can they be expected to win the derby under those circumstances.
I told him your not expected to win because you're fucking shite and hes been quiet the rest of day thankfully.
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They could have played on fucking Monday and we will still skin them alive. Mind you if they had his excuse would then be that they had a day longer to wait around than us and went stale - anything to avoid the bleeding obvious conclusion.
 
journolud said:
Lol, I’m sure bluemooners could think of some more fitting songs for them, like Status Quo down down
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Holding Back The Tears. Ole the wally always looks like he's about to burst out crying when they cut to the bench after they concede a goal
 
journolud said:
Really looking forward to their match tonight. Could be great theatre
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No that type of thing is in Manchester, places like the Royal Exchange.

Though... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theatrical_style

Ole - Children's play
Phil Jones - Pantomine or Absurdity and Surrealism
Fred - Tragicomedy
Tony - Avantgarde
Lingard - Pre school play
Pogba - Melodrama
Lindelof - Swedish murder mystery
Rojo - Physical theatre
Shaw - Catering

Overall - Realism & Poor Theatre & Theatre of Cruelty
 
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