Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese
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Just to relieve a bit of Derby- day tension, I thought it would be nice to consider the euphemisms within our favourite festive songs. Whether it be references to 'come' in traditional carols, 'bells' or noncey lyrics about children there are many examples for the curious (and slightly perverted) mind to consider. I'll kick us off with the following :-
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, and I
Don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
....Wrong on so many levels.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, and I
Don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
....Wrong on so many levels.