Itchy and scratchy

[Dr Jacoby]

I was expecting a thread about the characters from The Simpsons. I’m disappointed.

 

[Sid C]

Get a bidet

At last a sensible answer.

The cunts got thrush.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Sounds like you got threadworms.
Night time itching a classic symptom as the female comes out to lay eggs.


https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/threadworms/

 

[Goats left knee]

Thanks for all the suggestions, even the funny ones

 

[chedlee]

Sounds fungal to me, you can try athletes foot treatment, I... er... my mate.. used to use Daktarin gold but you could try Daktarin or Caneston as someone else suggested.

 

[snorky]

An itchy nether region means that they are on your wavelength.
Just make a new tin foil hat and all will be fine.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I do wonder if I cleaned up the diet and exercised a little more would it help. Not fat but could drop a stone or two

Aha, Goat, yer one of the 99.9% of the population that is regarded as obese. Two pounds over and the chart down the quacks has us all in the obese sector. If I were 6ft 11ins instead of 5ft 8in I'd be ok!

 

[stonerblue]

I’ve googled that.. and no defo not anal warts. There’s nothing to see apart from the damaged skin after getting a rough scratch during the night. Red skin

HaHaHa, has to be the most bizarre post i've seen for a long time.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

You need Veet mate. Get a tube, then smear it on nice and thick. All over your arse, bollocks and pubes. Then leave it on for 20 mins. This is very important. Don’t wash it off till then. Thank me later.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

HaHaHa, has to be the most bizarre post i've seen for a long time.

Keep on keeping on!
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