Favourite euphemism

[The perfect fumble]

'If I were going there, I wouldn't start from here'

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Bats for the other side

 

[dickie davies]

Bats for the other side

Definitely on the dark side of the moon

 

[jimharri]

Does "my mate" count?

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Rags
Dippers
Spuds
Tarquins

Dirty sheepfucking Welsh bastards (Cardiff)

 

[hammocity]

Just logged off (bathroom not computer).

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

After the old man next door passed away, his widow (in her 80's) used to ask me to do the odd chore for her, including a bit of gardening.
She once asked me if I could call round and trim her bush!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

He bowls from the Pavillion end.

Good with colours and helps them out when they're busy.

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Sending a friend off to the coast.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Bats for the other side

A bit light on his loafers